Thus Spoke Brökvisk

This is what I picture every time I hear “would be assassin”

His zipper looks like a key being next to those sight circles.

(Source: premi3r)

The nazis where the most classy bad guys.

If you get shot with this gun you are classy until the bullet leaves your body.

Snoopy is going to be so happy when they get home.

Real sexy is the ability to kill.

Owning one of these gives you a +12% badass bonus when pulled out.

Still some of the best looking weapons ever.

I think I just got shot by a bush….

Now that’s a knife ….oh god that pun was so lame it physically hurt. 

No one better call this guy gay on the internet….

This is what happens when you don’t shower you kill flowers.

Do you know how many people were killed with this gun? I’ll tell ya …none because it is a prop gun.

Dessert invisibility …except for the main part of the rifle but whatever.

I think i’ll be going with this over a chainsaw when the zombies show up.