Thus Spoke Brökvisk

I’m going to buy or make dozens of these and canvas my neighbour hood.

This is what I picture every time I hear “would be assassin”

Owning this picture gives you a 0.03% chance the CIA well knock on your door and ask you “questions”

Many faces, and many sounds.

Seems to be just a quarter past awesome.

This is not the type of belt I meant.

Do you know how many people were killed with this gun? I’ll tell ya …none because it is a prop gun.

I hate it when I drop pumpkins in cars.

I think i’ll be going with this over a chainsaw when the zombies show up.

I don’t see how God would hate techno …butt I’ll let it slide.

What you have here is a serious case of retards running your democracy. 

My friend Tourmaline would like three sodas please.

AAHAHAHAHAHA WE ARE SO NERDY!

If that couch folds out into a bed I see no reason to leave this room ever.

BOOM WHOLE BODY EXPLOSION!